Put the magic back into summer TV

6 Jun

Ah the Great British Summer. The weather may be awful but at least it’s light long in to the evening – that’s enough to make me happy. Until I realise that there’s nothing on TV of course!

Willy Wonka Meme

I had to join in the Willy Wonka meme craze

It’s the great self-fulfilling prophecy that nobody watches TV over the summer.  The channels show more repeats and generally weaker content, so the viewing figures go down. Big surprise. There is actually an available audience if the content is strong though – as shown a few years ago when New Tricks (BBC One) and Dragons’ Den (BBC Two) were moved from early in the year to summer slots – viewing figures stayed the same, but audience share, which is arguably more important to the BBC, actually went up. There’s less competition if you do decide to put something good on!

This week of course we have the Euros starting – but I promise not to complain if you take those stupid flags off your cars; They increase drag, therefore fuel consumption, therefore pollution, but my big problem is the fact they say ENGLAND on them. If you need to write it what’s the point of having a flag at all! But perhaps I am digressing. The Euros and even more importantly the London Olympics (which are going to take out BBC One and BBC Three completely) mean there’s even less regular content to watch this summer than usual. Great time to start a TV blog huh?

England Flag on a car

Oh, that flag means England?

So if you want to avoid the sport and the dross, and the latest goings on in Albert Square and the Rovers’ Return don’t intrigue you (I hear someone’s having an affair… well it’s pretty much a guarantee) there’s always Big Brother. Kidding!! It’s the perfect time for the Box Set Binge. And I’d like to offer you a starting point. In Camelot.

Merlin launched on BBC One as a teatime Saturday night drama, like Doctor Who and even more like Robin Hood. The concept is simple, we’re looking at Merlin the Wizard as a teenager who moves to a Camelot where magic is illegal, and he is given a job as servant to Prince Arthur (who as I’m sure you can guess, goes on to be King). Merlin frequently has to save Arthur and Camelot from magical creatures by using magic himself – in fact that pretty much sums up each episode from series one and two, but stick with it! As the bromance builds between Arthur and Merlin, and the character depth increases with King Uther, Gwen and Gaius (Richard Wilson on fine form even with neck skin dangling almost as long as his wig) the show becomes darker, scarier and positively gripping. Fun for the whole family sounds off-putting but it really is true!

I’d like to especially recommend it to fans of Harry Potter or Doctor Who, and it’s perfect for those lazy rainy summer days. So give it a try, and before you know it you’ll be imagining it’s a dragon voicing those Sky adverts… Belieeevvvveee in Better, Young Warlock.

And now, just for my own personal therapy, I will continue my rant about flags on cars…

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A huge step back for the US sitcom

3 Jun

We are in a golden age for the US sitcom. I’m not even talking about critically acclaimed shows such as 30 Rock or Curb Your Enthusiasm, but your classic group of friends/family going about their daily lives kind of shows. Remember when we made these in the UK too? In the US there are dozens of these shows and luckily here we import the cream of the proverbial crop.

The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory

While arguably they will never have the huge audiences of Friends, How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory are arguably better shows – they’re not trying to do anything clever (well, in terms of structure at least, BBT is obviously about guys who are more than just clever) but create hugely relatable characters who audiences grow to love. Yes, I said it, Sheldon Cooper is relatable. There are a lot of jokes, naturally, but what makes these shows so great is the way the characters react to them. In BBT if Leonard gives Howard some information in the form of a joke, Howard will laugh or be annoyed before continuing the conversation. Stick with me, that’s the driest part of this blog (hopefully ever).

Which brings me to my problem. Newish show 2 Broke Girls. It may be new but its style is old – pre Seinfeld old. And anyone who’s been watching the recent reruns of Seinfeld on Sky Atlantic will know from the picture quality that that’s old! Take a look at the start of this clip – Caroline doesn’t even flinch when Max makes a joke.

Add the “Wise Old Black Man” cashier and “Sleazy Foreign Dude” chef stereotypes in the diner and the clichéd dialogue (just because it’s written by middle aged Jewish men living in LA doesn’t mean everyone has to speak like them… what am I, a writer?!) and you end up with a huge step back for the US sitcom. Which is a shame, as the two lead actresses have a lot going for them, particularly Kat Dennings (Max).

My biggest problem of course, is I seem to still be watching it.

What went wrong with The Voice UK?

3 Jun

It all started so well. Huge hype, big names (and Danny O’Donaghue) signed as judges… sorry I should say coaches – The Voice was even beating ITV’s juggernaut Britain’s Got Talent. It was the biggest new entertainment show for the BBC in over ten years averaging over ten million viewers to the audition shows, finally putting those Fame Academy demons to rest. But then audiences dropped faster than Virgin Media’s broadband supposedly is, and I think I know why…

The Voice Coaches

The Voice Coaches Jessie J, Danny O’Donaghue, will.i.am and Tom Jones

Ultimately the concept was flawed from the start. “It’s all about the voice” may be a great mantra but frankly it is untrue. Pop Idol morphed into The X Factor primarily because series two was won by Michelle McManus, who had a good voice but was hardly a star, as her record sales would then show. Compare her to someone like Britney Spears – Britney’s voice would get her nowhere on a talent show (ignore the fact she is now judging one!) but she is and has always been an ACT, a Pop STAR in a way that most of the very talented contestants on The Voice will never become.

Michelle McManus

Michelle McManus, Pop Idol 2 Winner

The blind auditions, where the coaches selected contestants for their teams were a great gimmick but nothing more than that. I watched the first episode and was enthralled all the way through, but tuning in for week 2 to find it was exactly the same was disappointing. Without the variety of contestants you get on Simon Cowell’s talent shows the show felt a little flat – the bad, wacky contestants serve a purpose even if they are not the aspect of the show you enjoy the most (be honest… they are). Remember that the headline ten million viewers a week is an average across what was an 80 minute show – the reality is actually a higher number of people dipping in for parts of the programme only, far fewer will have seen ALL the auditions. Regardless, this was the most successfully part of the series.

From here the problems really began. The “Battle” rounds (a little odd to rehearse with your sparring partner, no?) and live shows had simply too many contestants remaining for audiences to really pick their favourites and go on their emotional journeys with them, and with very little criticism from the coaches the show had no pantomime fun – so you ended up with a bunch of people you have no idea about who are all great. Lovely I’m sure but hardly gripping entertainment.

So the show lost out on the celebrity gossip coverage, with no key characters to focus on, and also missed the war with Britain’s Got Talent bringing it more publicity and a package of shows making Saturday night worth staying in for (along with the amazing Take Me Out which I miss terribly). Danny Cohen and John de Mol have promised changes for next series but it doesn’t solve the underlying problem – being a pop star is more than just about The Voice. Just ask Michelle McManus.

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